“Mr. Peanut signed the Treaty of Surrender with President Clinton on the White House lawn today.” This is a real line of dialogue—one that is uttered with absolute somber sincerity—from the new ...

Planters has killed off Mr. Peanut. In a lead up to the Super Bowl, Planters released a pre-game ad Tuesday showing Mr. Peanut sacrificing himself to save actors Matt Walsh and Wesley Snipes after ...