Tower of Pizza doesn't advertise or have a website, ... "This place hasn't changed a lick," Branley said of the Tower, which has wood-paneled walls and vinyl red-and-white checkered tablecloths.

Crews stripped the tower to bare metal and sanded the structure down before covering it in vinyl. Red letters that spell out “PIZZA” were repositioned and face both the north and south.

Pizza Tower might be the best 2D platformer I've played since Hollow Knight, and if you want to restrict that to non-metroidvanias, I gotta go back to 2014's Shovel Knight for anything this good.

It’s not just the structure that got me, though, it’s the speed, and how it’s deployed. In fact, I’d argue Pizza Tower is equal parts resuscitated Wario Land and better Sonic the Hedgehog ...