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Eric Branch, the Chronicle's 49ers beat writer, puts on his prognosticator cap and foretells San Francisco's season. Fear not ...

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Harry Potter (Dratch) and Ron Weasley (Meyers) have returned to school for a new year. But a familiar problem remains, as Dratch's Harry announces that "Voldemort's returned and he's trying to kill me ...